I AM THE LOBSTER

October is apparently Manic Month, and I don’t even know why, because astrologyzone is down.

Which means I have all these words in my head and nowhere to put them.

Why not here?

First thought: how does someone obsess over Strangers With Candy in her or his formative years and then grow up a dogmatic Christian?

Discuss.

Sitting in the waiting room of an urgent care because I coughed through the night, woke up with a nosebleed, and feel like my throat is actually closing up.

This is literally the only legitimate excuse I feel a woman can have for not wearing makeup in public.

And I’m admitting this here because I’m tired of internalizing this sexism, y’all.

beast-of-joy:

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Drawrings.

(via itisponytailtime)

Thinking about wanting to paint.

Hello, been a while. Two things

1. It appears that all my younger sisters have warped body images. Maybe ALL WOMEN DO.

2. Is it bad that I have the oven temperatures of various different brands of frozen pizzas memorized?

Okay. Maybe this is ridiculous. And a testament to where, exactly, my emotional priorities are right now. But, on KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS, it REALLY bothers me when people are mean to Bruce.

ponytailtime:

Erniebirdbomb made this with other friends and notable companions, and it’s a really good understanding of the Titanic.

THE TITANIC PROJECT. NOW ACCEPTING VIDEOS.

(Source: itisponytailtime)

Lost six pounds in one week. Weight Watchers is not just for middle-aged church ladies. It is also for me.

I’m getting so excited about Bonnaroo! Toys keep arriving in the mail. Here are most of them, tool-ish in nature, but you know what? I’ve found that most douche-baggy things have fun at their roots.

I’m getting so excited about Bonnaroo! Toys keep arriving in the mail. Here are most of them, tool-ish in nature, but you know what? I’ve found that most douche-baggy things have fun at their roots.

Sashay. Away.

I am beautiful and my nails look FIERCE. This newfound confidence absolutely comes from my belated discovery of RuPaul’s Drag Race.